12 May 2012

Manusia bertukar Buaya?

Aku nak bercerita pasal pengorbanan seorang ibu. Kisah ini benar, tetapi terserah samada nak letakkan kepercayaan atau tidak. Aku ambil kisah ini daripada seorang teman di Twitter. Begini kisahnya.

Ada seorang ni ada kembarnya dan kembarnya lelaki, manakala dia ini seorang perempuan.
Kembar sepasang kiranya masa dalam kandungan ibunya, dan apabila tiba hari nak melahirkan , biasalah dulu-dulukan lahirkan bayi di rumah saja. Tetapi bayinya tiada dan kemudian kelihatannya bidan itu seperti dimasuki sesuatu. Dia seolah olah di rasuk lalu berkata 'dia akan datang sebagai anakmu dalam masa 3 hari lagi'. Kemudian keadaan bidan itu tidak diketahui, mungkin pengsan selepas itu. Keadaan ibunya pula? Wallahu'alam.

Si kembar bertanya di mana kembarnya seorang lagi? Semua orang ingat gugur sebab darah
keluar banyak sangat ketika itu. Tiga hari kemudian , wanita itu selamat melahirkan seorang lagi bayi lelaki yang disangkakan gugur itu, tertapi ternyata tidak. Alhamdulillah, bayi lelaki itu dilahirkan sempurna sifatnya seperti manusia biasa. Memang manusia pun.

Seperti yang di janji kan oleh "sesuatu" (yang memasuki tubuh bidan) itu. Hari ke-3, si ibu terkejut melihat seekor anak buaya bersebelahan bayi lelakinya.  (Nama kembar dia tak tanya la pulak) Kemudian buaya ini diberi nama Nur Hasanah. Binti ? (Tak tanya bapa dia, hehe) Anak buaya itu dijaga rapi, ditatang bagai minyak yang penuh. Bagaimana dia menjaga si bayi lelaki, seperti itu jugalah layanan yang diberi pada si anak gadisnya (buaya) itu. Hinggalah sekarang, dia berusia 21 tahun. Tapi sekarang, dah lain. Dia hanya makan seminggu dua kali, dan makanannya adalah seeokor ayam yang ditahlil. Ya, ditahlil. Pastikan ayam itu wajib ditahlilkan terlebih dahulu baru dia akan makan. Jika tidak, dia takkan makan dan akan mengamuk. Dia buang air besar/kecil setahun sekali. Wahh senang nak jaga lah ya ! Untunglah.

Kalau dia ingin katakan sesuatu, misalnya, tukarkan cadar, nak makan, nak tonton televisyen atau apa saja, dia akan goyangkan badannya dan jika tiada yang mengerti hasratnya, dia akan masuk ke dalam badan, kemudian setelah hasratnya tertunai, kembalilah dia ke dalam jasad buaya semula. Hairan bukan? Dia masih mempunyai naluri manusia. Tukar cadar? Yaa, dia tidur atas katil. Tonton televisyen? Yaa, dia gemar menonton kata ibunya. Kembarnya? Jalani kehidupan seperti biasa.





 Difahamkan, dia tidak suka muka atau kepalanya dipegang. Kecuali, ahli keluarganya sahaja.



 Difahamkan, kulitnya lembut walaupun kelihatan keras dan kasar.

 Inilah tempat mandinya.

 Si ibu membetulkan bantalnya. Dia menggoyangkan tubuhnya, menandakan dia tidak nampak televisyen.

 Sempat lagi bergambar.

 Nur Hasanah nama diberi.



Difahamkan, inilah kamar kembarnya. Sebelah-sebelah.

Kini, dia (buaya) itu dijadikan pameran kerana
keanehannya dan difahamkan keluarganya mempunyai keturnan Pahlawan Buaya. Kemudian, dia merupakan generasi terakhir. Terserah mahu percaya atau tidak. Allah itu Maha segalanya. 
Nampak tak, walaupun ibunya mungkin menerima serpihan mulut jahat, tetapi si ibu masih setia menjaga. Itulah ibu !

Terima kasih teman kerana berkongsi cerita.

Nothing is Impossible.


8 May 2012

TESL Rocks !

Halluuuuuu. Since I've finished my Semester Two, I just wanna share my crazyiiahhh !
First of all, lemme introduce uolls my beloved lecturers.


 His name is Afiq. Our Literature's lecturer.
He is kinda 'suka perasan' handsome.
But, he's cool !


Oyeahh ! Miss Atikah. Teaching Grammar II.
She's so adorable and sweet.
Love to bake a cake and gibbit to her students, kau ado? HAHA.



Taddaaaa, this is my French's educator.
Thanks Madame Fatin Najlaa. See, we got a similar name.
She's so gorge !

Boom ! She's so funky and boyish.
I do love her style, wearing sandle to college.
Jyeahh, she's beautiful !

All of them are still single but not available. Waiting for aqad soon. I've no pictures for the rest and sorry ! I stole all your pictures miss and sir ! Thanks for being such an awesome educators. 

Deal.
Lately, there are many SPM-leavers asking me about TESL. Lemme tell you deeply, not everything about TESL, but it's about TESL-lah.

What is TESL actually?
The meaning of TESL is Teaching English as a Second Language. Get it? It's all about teaching, mostly it's about how to teach an English. 

What will you learn in TESL?
Okay here, I wanna put a lil' stress here that every institute has different subjects. 
For instance, in UITM. If am not mistaken, UITM Shah Alam, Kuantan and Melaka, they got TESL. Still, they've Diploma in English. This is two different things.

In Semester One UITM,
1. College Reading I
2. College Writing I
3. Grammar I
4. Listening and Speaking I
5. Islamic Education Studies I
6. Malaysian Studies
7. Study Skills
8. Computer Lietracy

In Semester Two,
1.College Reading II
2. College Writing II
3. Grammar II
4. Listening and Speaking II
5. Islamic Education Studies II 
6. Literature
7. Basic Principle in Education
8. Language and Drama  

But, in my place, Kolej Poly-Tech Mara, Kuala Lumpur,

In Semester One, you'll learn,
1. Grammar I
2. Listening and Speaking I
3. Reading and Writing I
4. Study Skills
5. Psychology in Education
6. Concepts and Applications of Information Technology

In Semester Two,
1. Grammar II
2. Listening and Speaking II
3. Reading and Writing II
4. Religious Studies
5. Literature
6. Sport Science
7. French I

Since I'll proceed to Semester Three by the end of June,

In Semester Three,
1. Introduction to Sociolinguistic
2. Critical Reading
3. Teaching English Grammar
4. Principles and Practices in Language Teaching
5. Pengajian Malaysia
6. French II

So here, both of KPTM and UITM have the same syllabus but there's only two semester for foundation right? Deal.
For your information, I have a Drama in this semester and twas so great !
In Semester Four, we'll have to act in Istana Budaya for our Drama subject.
Have a nice shots !

 Get ready for French's Listening Test !

 Zaim, he's so kind and he's 'tukang tangkap gambar'

 As we finished our drama, Jyeahh !


 This is my 'gedik' partner, Syahira Rose and she always spend her money for food !

My roommate ! Fiqa nyot nyot, she's boyish and love to talk !

 They asked me and Anis to 'buat comey' and this is the result !

 Can you see how we conquer the place? Do we look like we care?
Muahahaa.

Preparation for drama. 'Apa yang penting kerjasama uhuk uhuk'

 This is what we called 'pantang nampak kamera'

 From left, Bai, Emira and who's that girl?
Ohh, I don't know her.


 Ready for shooting? Aicehhhh. 

Emira showed me the script, haha.

Thanks for giving full cooperation guys !

Yes, gonna miss you guys, gonna miss the environment.
Dear Miss Suzanna, Head of English Department, why can't we just stick in this class till practical? I don't wanna be seperated. Kinda messy, kinda 'semak perot' you know when we've to seat for ice-breaking session each semester.

For SPM-leavers, if you're interested in English Language, don't waste your time. Grab TESL and you'll know how much it's fun ! It's not kinda hard programme cause the one and only we need is commitment. It's not necessary to be an educator soon, TESL is too wider. You can be a journalist too. Trust me, you'll be 'golden child' in your place once you're taking TESL. You should be proud.

I wanna take an oppurtunity here, please do pray for me. Am facing my final now !

Rezeki is everywhere, it doesn't matter what you're taking or you'll take. The most important is commitment. I repeat, commitment cause there's a way when there's a will.
Good luck all !

Jyeahhh, Tesl-ians Rock !